34 Funny Programming Memes, Freshly Sourced From the Internet

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    with the break operator, wrote while (true) right? wrote while (true) 7828 with the break operator, right? wrote while (true) the break operato
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    Must know language unspoken by mankind Requires that you be exact or suffer dire consequences Involves much cursing, swearing of oaths, and pleading with a higher power Not understanding the the true power you wield or the consequences of your actions Sometimes you have to execute a child Candles Programming Demon Summoning
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    Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8,033,416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other TECH 16k 485 BEST u/Skizm • 2mo if(goingToCrash Into EachOther) { dont(); } Share
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    Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. >be me >work at mid-sized software company >IT support >some new guy gets a job as a programmer >claims he has worked at very big projects before >can't name them >fast forward 2 weeks >calls me and claims his computer is crashing every few minutes >walk up to his desk and watch him work until it crashes again >have leenux on a stick with me at all times >boot it up >ask him if he's been visiting any kind of not-so-legit
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    >programmerhumour S'abonner We need to design the cover for our programming book The name of the language Add a random animal They are always like this. nonbinaryjew S'abonner CONFELY Python ELOQUENT JAVASCRIPT Program C# Think Java EFFECTIVE C Intro to Python Implementation tor Comparer Sclerce and Dot Science modern compiler in C ABSOLUTE C++ Walter Savitch ONBILLY PHP & MySQL PHP Programming the missing manual The Swift Programming Language Swift 5 Edition perl corpse-decay S'abonner why coul
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    Colon: @TheRealGDColon artists talking to each other: - - "NOO STOP SAYING UR ART IS TERRIBLE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AS YOU!!!11" - "you're lying my work is bad programmers talking to each other: - "this is the worst ever seen" - "haha i know right" 7:46 AM 2/28/22 Twitter Web App • code i've 102 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 785 Likes
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    Kibs JavaScript KIDS KIDS 15 Going recti KIDS JavaScript JavaScript IKID KIDS
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    Front-End Back-End
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    DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.
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    When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job
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    When you accidentally break a link in Excel... #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #RE #REF?
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    cummin() Cumulative min. cumprod() Cumulative product. pip install cum python TU cumsum() Cumulative sum. cummax() Cumulative max.
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    Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.
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    John Feminella @jxxf Optimist: The glass is 12 full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 2:33 PM 2022-05-07 Twitter for Android • 795 Retweets 35 Quote Tweets 5,632 Likes
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    the post man @deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 // Dear programmer: 9 // When I wrote this code, only god and 10 // I knew how it worked. 11 12 13 14 15 // Now, only god knows it! // // Therefore, if you are trying to optimize // this routine and it fails (most surely), // please increase this counter as a 16 // warning for the next person: 17 18 // // total_hours_wasted_here = 254 19 // 20 12:10 PM 3/22/22 Twitter for Android 10.5K Retweets 4
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    Scientists Sir, it finally worked! Great job!) Now we need to figure out how and why SIR, IT FINALLY WORKED! Programmers IT'S A Now don't touch it or it MIRACLE! may never work again Idiot of the East WEB TOON Ο patreon
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    HI, THIS IS YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WE'RE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. WELL, WE'VE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.
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    Drawk MEMBER THIS IS MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE redcoders 10 javascript "11" + 1 => "111" "11"-1 => 10 SRGRAFO
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    mathew @mathew@mastodon.social I came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm | call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list. 2018/10/26 04:20:16
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    New programmers Experienced Programmers
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    TeenCoder 3coder Any doctor here? I'm a doctor! Whats going on? A heart atack! I'm a doctor of Computer Science! He is going to die!!! OldMan.setHealth ("100%");
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    #6824 +(6096) - [X] <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
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    Anticipate and save the code you'll need to re-use ctrl + zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ ctrl + c ctrl + yyyyyyyyyÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ ctrl + v
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    How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.
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    YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN
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    DON'T KNOW. I COPIED IT FROM STACK OVERFLOW FROM ONE OF THE ANSWERS OR FROM THE QUESTION? GOOD QUESTIONS geek & poke
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    42 ID); 43 asone function fetchDetailArticle(){ ++ 45 Ed infoid new URL(window.location.href); const data-await get NewsInfoBytel infold pathname split('/')[3]); setDatal data); 46 47 48 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 usel Get the HTMLCollection that holds each picture currently const imagetags document getElements By Class Namel'article_content')[0] getElementsByTagName('img'); Loop over the collection elements (const item of imagetags){ ingArray.push(item.re); C
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    DATA SORTED ARRANGED PRESENTED VISUALLY EXPLAINED WITH A STORY
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    Dad: Why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed Dad: Don't lie, you're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript Code hub
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    SENIOR DEV How did you fix that Bug? INTERN Commented the code.
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    WHO WOULD WIN? a computer program with millions of lines of code replaceAll("," a); a.split(" "); } $("#unique array_from_string($("#fin"). ").val(), c-use_unique(array_ al()); if (c<2b-1) { retu ), this.trigger("click"); } for 1-a[b] && 1-a[b] II Jogged").val(); c array_ c.length;b++) { -1 1- a.inder for (b-0;b< c.length;bee User logged").val click(function one CURLY BOΥ with no friend {
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    NO TRESPASSING TRESPASSERS WILL BE FORCED TO DEBUG PHP CODE TYRMOGR

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